so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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