Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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