I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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