Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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