Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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