i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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