Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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