do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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