I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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