i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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