Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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