Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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