Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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