Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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