Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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