What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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