you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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