Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Randomize
