Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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