thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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