Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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