So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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