Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
This is my gift to your gina
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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