Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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