"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Blood and glitter go together right?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
