i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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