Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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