Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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