I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
North Korea, Best Korea!
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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