Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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