we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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