if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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