i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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