I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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