Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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