I'm so fucking centered right now
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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