Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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