Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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