just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Randomize