I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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