Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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