You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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