I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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