Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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