The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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