Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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