All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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