I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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