I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As shirtless as possible
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
