I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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