wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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