She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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