I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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