That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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